Joke!

Hey guys. I came up with another lame joke today to help you all with your social lives. This ones so clever it'll leave that jock you hate scratching his head while his girlfriend gives you the wild eye. Yeah, boys, you know the one I mean. Ya'll ready for this?

You: What would I call the woman who gave birth to you if I had a studder?

Jock: I dunno what?

You: Yo yo ma.

Jock: Huh?

Jock's Girlfriend: (While looking at you) Purrrrrrrrr.

Jock: (Insert lame that's what she said or your mom joke here in an attempt to gain back the respect of his [soon to be ex] girlfriend here).

Then you leave with his girlfriend and he cries. The end.

You're welcome.

Joke!

Ok, so I came up with this joke today. Granted it was while one of my friends was telling a similar common lame joke. I added onto it and like it much better. Feel free to use this if you need a good segue into talking to a girl or getting attention at a party. Not for free though. Each laugh=$3.00.

Person 1: What do you call a confused dinosaur?

Person 2: I don't know, what?

Person 1: Trannysaurus!

People all around: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Total price for Radcliff: $21.00 plus tax.

Total love and admiration and friends for you: Endless.

There's some things money can't buy. One of them is popularity. But you can buy jokes from me that will win you popularity. Think about it.

Soupy Twist.